Monday, August 23, 2010

A-dair-ing betrayal

Adair Bus

Sad news to report out of Baltimore, MD today.  Game 5 in the 11th inning, superstar bat, subpar glove 2B Jerry Adair was cold cocked with a champagne bottle stolen by an unidentified teammate.  Adair was then dragged under the Tigers team bus, where he was crushed to sadly crushed to death.  2B Marv Breedling, who was an integral part of the 1960 KOD Championship team was heard muttering "I would've made that play"...It is safe to assume the Baltimore police department will investigate...however, the body of Adair was nearly gone, as the rat problem in 1961 Baltimore was so bad, they devoured the deceased second sacker.  --submitted by Justin Ryan--

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